Nígeríu-bréf


Ég veit ekki með þig lesandi góður en ég fæ a.m.k. eitt Nígeríubréf á hverjum degi. Miriam Prinsessa var að senda mér þetta hérna. -Mikið leiðist mér svona áreiti.

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DEAR FREIND.
I AM PRINCESS MARIAM FROM BUKINA FASO WEST AFRICA,
ONCE AGAIN I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
MY DEAR THIS PROPOSAL THAT I AM SENDING TO YOU IS ABOUT MY LATE FATHER WAILT, IN THE SECUIRITY COMPENY, MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER DIED 3YEARS AGO, ON THERE WAY TRAVELLING TO TOGO REPULIC, MY FATHER WAS THE DIRETOR OF EMMEX COMPENY OUAGA-FASO LIMITED,
SO DEAR MY FATHER HAVE A CROSSING ACCOUNT OF ($11.4M) ELEVEEN MILLION FOUR HUNDRED US DOLLARS. DEAR AM CONTANTING YOU IN THIS BUSINESS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP ME IN THIS SUTIATION, BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN MY FAMILY. SO FREIND ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO CONTACT MY FATHER’S LAWYER THAT IS INCHARGE OF THIS FUND. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO CONTACT HIM, AND TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE MY FATHER’S FRIEND THAT YOU WANT THE MONEY TO BE TRANSFERD IN YOUR ACCOUNT, BUT I WILL SEND YOU THE LETTER THAT YOU WILL SEND TO HIM FOR THE FUND TO BE TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, I WILL DO THAT WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WHEN THIS FUND BE TRANSFER IN YOUR ACCOUNT I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO INVEST MY OWN PART OF THE MONEY.
DEAR FREIND THIS IS HOW I WANT THE MONEY TO BE SHARED, 40% FOR YOU AND 50% FOR ME WHILE 10% WILL BE ON EXPENSES DURING THE TRANSFERING OF THIS FUND,
SO FREIND THIS IS MY QUESTION FOR YOU,
1……… PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT DENIED ME WHEN THE FUNDS HITS INTO YOU ACCOUNT,
2……… PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT DISCLOSE THIS BUSINESS TO ANY BODY,
3……… PROMISE ME THAT IT WILL BE A SECRET BETWEEN ME AND YOU,
4……… PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL HELP ME WITH ALL YOUR HEART,
MEANWHILE IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTED BY YOU, RESPOND TO ME SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR FAITHFULL,
PRINCESS MARIAM

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